Monday, October 20, 2008

TAFE seems like a good option right about now..

LOL @ Shannon's entry XD - she's on a quest to remake 'Titanic' (and history..)

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Anyways, I was watching 'Border Security', and I swear I love this show. If you want to be on TV, 'Border Security' could be your ticket to fame. OK, don't take what I just said seriously.. please.

But there are things which get me curious or laughing everytime.

1. There's always an Asian (or two..)
Whether male or female, drugs or not, an Asian always manages to make an appearance. Maybe the show thrives on the stupidity of Asians. Makes sense considering what they get caught for =='

2. Frisking
You know, when the officers feel the person for unusual substances/weapons on themselves. If you watch closely, there are usually two or three other officers looking on just in case. What's funny is their expressions. I swear, if you could read their minds, they'd be saying: "Come on~ drugs. Please~ let it be drugs. Come on~ drugs." And if they do manage to find something, externally they look normal and act with precaution. Mentally they're thinking: "hah! Sucker~!" LOL I apologise to Customs for that unnecessary remark. Although, it still amuses me.

3. "I'm never coming back to Australia again.."
Err, well, don't. Haha. What kind of protest or retaliation are these people trying to make? They made the choice to come to Australia, and got busted. It's fine if they don't come back. That would save Custom the time and effort. These people strive on newbies not repeat offenders. Get it together people!

Ok, so I'll stop making comments towards Custom. Although I have to say, that is the most tedious process to a holiday. Especially when you've just arrived from an Asian country, you automatically look suss. And if you're also Asian, then you're an ultimate target.
Alright~ ah-dah-soh~ I'll stop now XP

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So, I've been referrred to as 'kpenis' more frequently since its first creation. You know, I like my nickname of 'kp'. It assisted in my screen name of 'whataboutkp?' also. Over the past year, 'kp' and even 'kana phung' has received a variety of interpretations. But now this 'kpenis' name has a vibe of its own. For a name that has a twisted meaning, the effect when you say it, just comes out so naturally. The name just rolls off your tongue. How frustrating is that ==' *aegyo~

So what are the names so far?
Sarrasshole
Shabbyvag
Tienbooby(?)
Kpenis
Stefanny

We attempted at Trang, but the closest we got was Tranny. And that's been done before.. Hrmm.. Any ideas, please email Shannon =]

LOL

Shannon: Hey, you two better be online tonight. There's no excuse. (referring to Trang & Kana)
(Trang and Kana deny)
Shannon: Fine, I'll email you.
Trang: aw 'cos you love me yeah~
Shannon: Ok don't worry about it Trang.. I'll email Kana.
(Trang tries to plead for an email ==')
Kana: Err, i'm scared of your emails. Don't worry
Trang: Yeah you should email me!
Shannon: Trang I'm not emailing you.

Haha amazing how the person who 'desperately' wants an email, is denied. Whereas the person who doesn't really care, is preferred. No one wants to email you Trang.


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Just to reinforce this statement:
"ENGLISH CAN KISS MY NON-EXISTENT ASIAN ASS!"

Oh how agro does that sound? But that doesn't beat Sarrah's "Fuck English" rant on the phone.

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Ok I'm off for some foruming. I swear I can't keep up with the topics in so many forums =='

lol "Kana you're weird.."
Leave me alone *emocorner*
Hey, i've always wanted to use that "emocorner" action. People use it so regularly. I just think: "ah-dah-soh~" ..

have a good night everyone.
I continue to wish you good luck with all examinations =]

P.S. I found this and couldn't help but share.
This is the BBC Documentary on Flying Penguins. If you know the BBC's history, then you'll understand the purpose of this video.

Credit: BBC

HSC; Three more!

Nyeeeelllloooowww!
I was going to blog yesterday, but I was too stressed.
So right now, there's something goin' on with all o' us.
HSC!!!
Ra.


So far I have done three exams, like the majority of you. Business Studies? Let's not even talk about that... English paper 1? Meh... English paper 2? I think I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight. LOL!
Yeah that's how bad it was. I could have written sooooooo much more. So I'm definately not expecting a good mark, in anything, as of yet.
But the good thing is, I have more than a week to study for Modern History. This means I have no excuse to NOT do well.Although, knowing me, I probably won't even study this week. I shall try though. :P Damn Arab-Israeli Conflict should go jump in a bin. Seriously.

Then, after Modern that is, I have another week to study for PD/H/PE. Then Visual Arts which is the following day. Art I'm alright with. But PE is worrying, Ms Clarke thinks so uh hughly of Trang and I, thinking we're capable of band 6's. Now I have no doubt that Trang will, seeing that she vigorously studies all night, eats pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner, does not sleep and drinks hot chocolate in the morning before exams. I need help for PE =[. The ATP/PC shit is so confusing, *looks at Trang*, let's study together. Hahahaha, and we'll try not to have too many food court breaks eh?

After the exam today, I drowned my sorrows in a KFC popcorn chicken snackbox, LOL, and the girls and I sat there for god knows how long. Mostly laughing at Muffin and Piglet. Yes, you're piglet now Trangie, I think it sounds funnier.

Oh speaking of names, I had to call Sarrahsshole to get ideas for Stephanie's name. It is now Stefanny, if you know what I mean jellybeans?

Anyway as I was walking back to the bus stop all by my lonesome, this fuckin' ugly chick (Only calling her ugly cause like, she was, and she was a bitch which made her even uglier, no joke) kept staring at me while she was talking to the Trolley collector. Like she literally stopped talking to look at me. Watching me walk, looking me up and down. As I got closer, I stared back, and as I walked past, she turned so she could continue to look at me. I KNOW RIGHT!

So I stopped, turned to her and said: "WHAT?". and she says, nothing. So I went on to say, in the bitchiest tone that I have, "WELL STOP STARING AT ME!". Fucking bitch, and I could feel her eyes watching me as I walked away, cause I have super senses. Man, some people just have issues. Like I don't get her hahaha, I hope I have another encounter with her one day, I remember exactly what she looks like. *shudders*

I know I'm a bitch LOL.

When I got home, I waited for my Dad to come back. Good news, Nanna is out of hospital and back in the nursing home. =] I'm so happy. But I'll tell you what I'm not happy about...

On Friday afternoon, my sister Michele called me to tell me she has two tickets for me to go to the ARIAS, of course not with her cause you know, she always gets better seats the bitch LOL! But oh my god, I contemplated... ARIAS = Pete Murray. Yes, Pete Murray, whose concert I missed. Then I realised that if I did go, I'd be so tired by the time I got home, that I wouldn't be able to study and perhaps not be able to give Monday my best shot. Turns out I barely studied on Sunday anyway, which makes me want to kick myself, but I still think I made the right decision. She owes me Pete Murray tickets now :P.

Oh by the way, on Friday night I watched Titanic with my Mum. Yes, a tear did drop. See when ever I watch a movie with a tragic ending with my Mum, we always talk about how MAYBE this time, he won't sink itno the depths and get on the freaking piece of wood with Rose. Like, it's not bloody rocket science. Then they could get married and have babies and oh my god. We even wondered whether the Titanic would miss the iceberg JUST this once. We held on to each other, and leaned as hard as we could to the left, but for some stupid reason it didn't work.

What I really don't get, is that at the end, the old lady (Rose) drops the heart of the ocean, INTO the ocean. Like seriously, I would have given it to my grand daughter. Haha, listen to me ranting on about Titanic. Who wants to watch it with me again? Maybe if we get enough people, and we all lean hard enough, the Titanic won't hit it.
Email me if you're interested! ;)

No Trang I'm not going to email you! LOL!

Oh and another thing, Mike's new car arrived on Saturday. It was so exciting. I can totally watch The Incredibles in the back seat. So we went out to dinner to celebrate. But the thing is, my mum's new car is coming in a few weeks, and I know that she's never ever going to let me drive it. There goes my learning lessons with her hahaha. Ahh well. I have my toot toot 'Wagga Wagga' big red car... Kana I'll be there in two minutes, we're going out! :P

Oh I lost track, ever since I got home I have been watching Boston Legal Season 2, and I'm up to the 6th episode. It's so funny. I recommend it.

Anyway, Penguin, I'm watching you. Look outside your window... Do you hear your dogs barking like crazy? It's because I'm standing right there... With that SAW doll... Laughing...

Tien, I shall make sure that whenever you're nickname informs me that you're in the shower, I will call and make you run out butt-naked again and again. Sorry it's just so funny, especially the fact that your Mum saw you. *Wipes tears of joy*

Anil, we're still enemies, watch you're back cuz. It's on for PD/H/PE...

That is all. BYE! :)

Sunday, October 19, 2008

testing my limits..

*keep in mind I started writing this on friday, and have kept putting it off.. =='

THE THINGS THEY SAY

  • Fitzy: "No~ You're going to do so well.."
    He says that to everyone =='

  • *there was a guy who came in to take photographs of our exam hall before the exam began
    Tasfia: "He's cute.."
    Kana: Tasfia, focus.. (lol!)

  • *English exam had finished
    Tasfia: "Tafe seems good right now.."
    Kana: "UWS here we come.."
    Houda: "I'll be lucky to even get into UWS.."
There are plenty more , but I can't remember any at the moment. I swear I'm losing it..

GRADES - NORMAL VS ASIAN

I love Kevjumba's videos (old and new) Recently I came across an old one where he explained the differences between the normal perspective on grades, compared to the Asian perspective.

THE NORMAL
A - Awesome!
B - Good
C - Average
D - Needs improving/Could be better
F - Failed..

THE ASIAN
A - Average
B - Bad
C - Crap
D - Death (WARNING: possible spanking)
F - Fucked.. (Move out or get kicked out)

lol. You have to agree how true it can be though right? And don't get me started on the difficulties of trying to explain to your parents "how to read your report" ==' It's a hopeless wonder. There should be an Asian version to the "DUMMIES guide" collection. Simplified, and in Confuscious style.

Speaking of Confuscious, here are a few to share. (NOTE: they are jokes, not the real thing)

CONFUSCIOUS SAY..

  • Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time
  • Man who leap off cliff, jump to conclusion
  • Man who sneezes without tissue, takes matters in his own hands
But of course, Steph and I's favourite:
"You dye your hair, you no get into college"

Anyway, away from the Asian-isms, here's something I couldn't help sharing.
DBSK singing "It's Raining Men"..


Credit: mickytoho

My initial response was:

EHHH?!
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OMG~

I never thought I'd live to see the day DBSK would sing "It's Raining Men". I've never heard the Korean version either, so it was interesting. They sound so good! lol. But i doubt they'd ever do a remake of this, or perform it again. Well, you never know I suppose. Their performances are unpredictable..

And how cute is it that Yunho, Junsu and Yoochun are the back up vocals. They had the movement going as well XD Absolutely hilarious performance. There was something that kept getting my attention though.. their bracelets. How shiny and blinding are they O__o' Woah~ they're not small either. Sort of like cuffs, but gold and diamonds. i want one..

Here's a video for the Jiro fans out there *cough trang cough*. Fahrenheit and DBSK.

Basically DBSK gave Fahrenheit their new album after they took some photos together. What was funny was Jiro and Calvin trying to speak Korean. Jiro's "thankyou~" was so cute. And Calvin's "cool~" cracked me up so bad. I swear he should have never dyed and cut his hair =='


Credit: phutran1981vnn3

Since I'm on a video roll (that sounds weird..) I found myself on Nate Jackson's Youtube channel. But then again, probably every Asian who came across the soompi thread got to his channel. Haha has anyone ever try Soompi? Omg it moves so fast. I tried it fr a few days so as to keep updated with news and what not. Everytime I came back to check, I would find myself going back almost 5-10 pages O__O Damn those Asians talk fast.

Anyways, Nate Jackson is hosting a show on Fuse TV(?) and one episode was of him attending the Asia Song Festival.. and.. meeting DBSK *gasps* lol. Just imagine a dark American guy sitting amongst screaming fangirls and then meeting the boys backstage. Language barrier much?

So here's what he experienced.. An insight into the Cassiopeians. HAH! and you people think I'm crazy? Try these girls..


Credit: fibistar

LOL I feel sorry for him. He was sitting amongst the screaming girls and looked a little frightened. You can see him near the end in the left corner. I can't wait to see this episode. Wah~

Anyways, I'll be off now. Enough video sharing. I apologise for wasting (insert reading time) minutes of your life =]

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

happy 18th to mee =]]] and hell begins tomorrow..

11.50pm...
11.55pm...
12am...

sitting on my computer 'studying' when a pravite number calls...
"hello tien, you dont know me but i know you... i'd like to play a game"

HAPPPYY 18THHH BITCHH...!!

HOLEY FUCKK LOL
turns out it was jennifer

anyways, i got 20 brithday wishes that night... thank you all..i really appreciate it,
but the night didnt stop the boys came over for a bit, not the school boys but the azns LOL
hot chocolate at KK's at orange grovee... really nicee

LOL
went egging a few houses and me being an idiot had put on thongs instead of shoes... ==''
so i was running bare foot up the road... at smithfield

went home and continued to study for business... slept at 4am and woke up to more msgs in the morning... and around 11.30 i recieved the last phone call of the morning can you guess from who?
LOL
yep kana... the person that laggs it always... we made a joke about it... what a NONG...!!!

THANK YOU TO SHANNON, SARRAH AND KANA REALLY APPRECIATE IT =] LOVE YOU GIRLS... + STEFFANY... + ANIL LOL

anyways its 12.16pm and im blogging cause i just fixed my computer because i destoryed it earlier,
business is tomorrow and i have no case studies >.<" really gay.. well i do got one, but i have no idea what im suppose to do with it...
and then IT after... ima diee

i wish all of you guys all the best and gooodluck... party at my house after hsc, i will get the pool ready and cleaned up =]

once agains... thank you people.. really appreciate it

Monday, October 13, 2008

attempting to stay sane.

Judging from the tagboard (that's the little chatbox on the side Tien) I see Anil's comment has shortly started a war - SJB vs BGHS vs WF.. Yeah.. BGHS all the way..

Anyway, I haven't communicated to anyone for a while. Communicating as in on the phone, out and about or via msn (*pfft thats gone out the window) But recently it's sort of started up again. And I have to say, you people make me laugh.

Trang called me when I was on the phone to Shannon and she left a voice message. When I listened to it, I heard something along the lines of "Fine bitch, I'll call you back later". Sounds like a typical Trang. After a short conversation that was initially about Business Studies and detoured into formal, birthdays etc. lol trust me, it's one of the things you want to avoid but you can't help yourself.

Kana: Your main case study is QANTAS. But its good to drop in other businesses and little examples that come into your mind.
Trang: (agrees) Ok I get it. (pauses to think) Alright, Maccas.
Kana: Trang.. =='
Trang: (lightbulb moment) omg I've always wanted to have my birthday at Maccas. So cool~

We then had a little conversing about the cake, happy meals (Trang would obviously want a Big Mac instead), goodies bags etc. Like I said, this is what you want to avoid..

But the thing which got me almost "rofl" was when trang called back to ask another question, and this time I had picked up. Picking up the phone is the normal thing to do isn't it? Wouldn't want the other person to wait (unless that is your intention) But no~ Trang greets me with a

"OMG you weren't supposed to pick up bitch! I was going to leave a voice message again!"

Haha despite her laughter, she was very serious in leaving another voice message. Trang's voice lingers in your head for a while.. it's that powerful. LOL how beastly did I just make her sound? O__o'

So, it's Monday. The rest of the highschoolers are back at school learning while I'm here blogging and gearing myself for another study period. I didn't realise it was back to school. Mum told me and I was like "no~". Then I hung my head in shame as I checked the BUZZ Calendar. Mum's like: "Gosh Kana you've lost it.." - meaning the studying is turning me insane. I reluctantly admit she's right..

On the lines of studying, "yay!" I've got some inspiration for my creative writing piece. Despite it being fanmade, I cried. Not streaming tears cried, but teary-eyed. Now the markers are going to think I'm a nutcase..

Mum suggested some retail therapy. God bless her XD She actually said to me: "We have 6-7 weeks left (before we go Vietnam)" O__O' Err, let me get the HSC over and done with before I splurge..

Ah, one more thing, "Womaniser" is slowly creeping up my charts for "most annoying song". It's sitting between "In the Ayer" and "Low".. *sigh.. Britney, what will they do with her. Oh well, she's still got Chris Crocker..

Saturday, October 11, 2008

=]

heyO long time no blog entry lol..well my apologies for not blogging, its been a busy week. Well uhhh i didnt do anything till last wednesday?...went to helens house in the morning and and we went shopping at centro coz i needed new clothes for this family thing we do once a year...drove back to my house and she took jimmy's car...shoped for like 1 hour then bought some food...went back home then had to go to the bank....we randomly decided to buy a rat at some pet store Lol...it was only $3.50 a rat...hahaha...as soon as we bought it we went to jimmys house...man that guy has gone tallll as...and his bald now to lOl...as soon as i gave the rat to him he was like..."wtf is this" and started shaking the box Lol...after that we went to uws bankstown....been going there lately to study...its a pretty good place...very quite....then trung,wilson,david,mike,kevin came later...AND WE PLAYED FOOSEBALL DURING OUR BREAK ^^...haha hektikkk...me and mike played agianst wilson and trung..and the loser had to to hot chips for the winner..and me and mike wonn =D....haha thats right wilson...i saw the entertainment value there (inside joke)...roFl.....
thursday was the family thing...i actually took my school books with me but i hardly touched them LOl....i won 50...wait no...i got given 50 bux after playing cards LOl...=D...was a good day..good food...left around 11;30ish?...
yesterday and today was just basicaly study study study at uws....its good experiencing uni life...but first we have to make it there lol...
well this time next week we would have knocked out 2 exam papers already =D....and also we would be cramming for paper 2 =[....I HATE YOU KING LEAR!....i hate brave new world and blade runner ...but not as much as KING LEAR...and for frontline....i hate you...nah joks..haha get it?....i just manipulated the TRUTH =]...
I cant wait till all this stuff is over.....the 5th of november at approximatley 12:30pm i would finally have been cured from the hsc as it is my LAST EXAM =]....
why does business have to be the first exam ?

well im going back writing my Frontline essay...I WILL NOT SLEEP!..

Thursday, October 9, 2008

poop #5 - count down

[ IMPORTANT !!! ]

PANICCC !!! exactly one week left till the damn thing starts . ok well this entry will be quick and short . thought id just pop by to wish everyone good luck ! see you girls at the exam hall ^^ and once its all over start thinking about formal plans please . i know i know . i shouldnt be thinking about this now but honestly leaving it to the last minute will kill .

so far this is what i have . up to you girls to go along or against . any inputs feel free .

seeing as formal may be the last time we are together as a group i thought we should spend the day before formal together . get final touches for the big night . so thats the 26th . and also sleep over as well . i gotta know whos going to stay so that i can inform my mum . then 27th the actual day we get our hair and make up done ? etc .. and the limo will pick us up at 5:15 i think it was . $60 each . oh and get back to me soon on if your going to stay out on the formal night . i need to know so i can organise way home for everyone . i really need to get a room booked as well . the later we book it the more expensive . if you have any ideas on what to do after the formal do tell . seeing as not everyone is 18 we gotta do something small ? but we can always drink at the hotel room ^^

so yeahs .. if this is ok comment me back so i know if your in or not . thanks guys ^^

and for the rest .. GOOD LUCK !!!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

All's good in the hood?

Hello! Seeing as Tiebby and Sarrahsshole have both blogged...
HEYLOR.


Yesterday I woke up pretty late, which wasn't good. Met Raymond at around 11am at Bankstown, and we went to watch Eagle Eye at Hoyts. Had Maccas first, mmm, and ate it in there LOL. It was a good movie I guess... Better than Step Brothers HMMPH! Actually I haven't watched it but yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh ;).

After the movie Raymond came over for a bit, then dropped him off at Bankstown in the 925 hahaha. Was going to go home because I wasn't really able to go to Tiebby's partaye, but a last minute change of plans had me on the train to Cabra 15 minutes later LOL. With no jacket, mind you.

The train was fun..... This old man kept smiling, looking and laughing at me. I didn't know what he was on about =[. But yeah got to Cabra and 1800-MUM-DAD'ed Tien. Then Tien and Sushii came out of no where, and we went to Sushii's work place where she got us a caramel milkshake each. Ngaw <3 was nice, never had a caramel milkshake before.

Tiebby drove Sushii and I to the party at Panda's place (I don't want to spell his name wrong lmao), where the party was AH-HAPPENING I'm telling you. There was like, five other people. Was absolutely rocking haha. Sushii and I were trying to socialise but that was a fail *ahem* Lorna.
Awww there were so many blonde moments Sushii had.
1. There was this red bottle thing and she was like "OMG I THOUGHT THAT WAS A DOG!"
2. Then there was that funny rejection by Lorna, which wasn't really blonde, but it was like "Hey come and sit down, we're feeling awkward too." *they look at us and walk away* ahahha fine!
3. Fuck I forgot, but she made me stop eating the lollies because apparently I was getting high on them, and then she pops three in her mouth LOL.

Anyway after a while of watching the lamb on the rotating spit *scarred =[*, and Tien burning the chicken wings on the BBQ, we were off to drop Sushii home and to pick up Sarrah and Stefani. When we got back, Tien got out and Stefani took over so we could go to the shops to umm get a few things. It was funny, we couldn't find the right street, took us a while. But we got there, and got back. Yayer.

Anyway slowly more and more people came, poor Tiebby was in and out picking people up. I didn't really know many people there but it was still good, the part started happening ;). We had to buy more alcohol after a while, so while Stefani and Tiebby went in, Penguin and I stayed in the car and sang to the Titanic song while looking at the stars aahhaha. Jackkkkk Jackkkkk don't let gooooo... or something. Ngaw ='[.

Got back and started drinking. I have established that I do not like Jim Beam and Cola, and I do not like beer. It's alright at first, but the taste just sorta hangs. That, combined with other SUBSTANCES which I was NOT going to mention TIEN but you did ANYWAY lol! Much love *angry face*. So yeah I felt really sick and made Raymond call me haha. It got a bit worrying by the end of the night cause I felt like I was going to throw up, but I just couldn't cause I hate the thought of it... and also I had no where to crash! So Tien drove Stefani, Sarrah and I back to Stefani's house, where I stayed the night. Thanks Tien, for the invite as well. It was really a good night :).

Staying at Stef's was fun, she's so cute. We had to get the story straight for her grandmother the next morning.
I am the Aussie friend, staying here because my brother is in a coma at Fairfield Hospital. My parents are busy at the hospital so I had no where to go.

Yeah, so stayed up talking for a bit, and had to go brush my teeth. Stefani told me to use the blue electric toothbrush. So I walk in, and I was half way through brushing when she comes in behind me and says...
":O WRONG ONE" *giggle giggle* "I meant the dark blue electric colgate toothbrush!"
=.=
So I said... "Ewwwww..." *with a mouth full of toothpaste* "Don't tell me who's it is!"
Stefani giggled.
"OMG IT'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S ISN'T IT!"
But she denied that, and laughed at me, continuously. LOL.

Anyway went to sleep after that, and Stefani had a really big tummy ache.. the poor thing. I didn't have any cake, so I'm not sure whether that was it or not. But yeah...
I woke up this morning and realised that I was by myself and Stefani was on the floor sleeping with her sister. I took all the blanket ahahha no wonder... My bad. Also, despite Sarrah's warnings, I was not a violent sleeper. I managed to go without kicking and elbowing her in the face. I did not snore! Heheh. Stefani gave me three different noodles to try LOL!

Got up and spoke to Stef's grandmother, she was very sympathetic lol. Called Tiebby to pick me up, so I thanked Stef's grandmother and sister, and we walked to the park where we waited. Said bye, and Tiebby drove me home. Much loveeeeeeeeeeeee. & Seriously, thanks Stefani for having me over.

You know my dad took the day off work, and luckily he was out when I came back. Otherwise I would have been heavily questioned hehe.

Watched The Crocodile Hunter with Steve Irwin in it, and realised that STEVE from NEIGHBOURS is in it. No way? I know right!

So yeah since then I have been doing absoultely nothing. I fkn haven't studied in a week LOL. Ra. Tomorrow? Anyway that's all I can remember, probably won't have anything to blog about for a while... who knows.
But regardless, goodluck everyone!

<3

P.S. *Sings along to Pretty Rave Girl*

P.P.S. This entry took me fkn 30mins LOL!


hosting a 18th party

the worst thingy about hosting a party is firstly..
you cant get drunk
secondly..
you cant get drunk
and thirdly..
do have to do missions if you have a car...

for the more 'responible' host of the joint party with my friend Panda, Phillip or Pharady, whatever you want to call him, that guy seriously is a lazy kient, LOL
his excuse being to drunk to host...

hrmm i think i need pictures of the cake but it was really nicee...
i dint know but to some people
the cake was a stomach ache mixed with cigs and alki..
*cough* shabby and steffany =]
not to mention any names..

anyways.. how much would a full tank of petrol usually last someone? a week or so? wrong not if you were me, just one day of missions driving around picking up people and stuff for the party, im not even sure if i want to drive anymores... someone get a car and drive me around *cough* sarrah..

woke up at 6 and done my hair, got ready for gym and went, gyming for 2 hours and coming home to a hot shower is possibility the best times of a guys life, actually there are five more good times of a guy's life..
  • a wank/sex? LOL
  • shiting
  • pissing
  • eating
  • sleeping
each one of these are really the best way to remove any stress and take out a guy's problems... proven fact when your taking a dump in the toilet and your listening to rock and roll or any hardbeats your shit will come out more aggressive and quicker while slow jam and Rnb songs will smooth out the shit and make it much slower and less aggressive... depends on if your a really busy person or not... aye kana? LOL

anyways continued the day will constant travelling from fairfield to bonnyrigg then smithfield then liverpool... just my luck and also the purchasing of alki was a pain in the ass, everyone can drink but no one had money to pay for any ==''

i was hoping to see shabby drunk and laying on the floor like how she said she did last time... but sadly i didnt get too... she was too sober.. she complained alot like seriously... shannon shut up =]

got susannah after she came over cause she felt bad for not 'being able to come' and went to pick up the marble mud cake from michelle's patisseries very nicee.. apparently the cake was too gay for sushii's liking and i had to deal with a gay cake now, because i was gay for choosing it... having no way to defend myself i hung my head in shame ==''

went to pick shabby from the train station after her visit with her boyfriend ^^' and drove her and susannah back to my house where everyone had to pee, my dad said the weirdest thing when susannah came in, dont want to say anything so my lips are sealed =p

so we went back to the house for the party, everything done and waiting for the guess to arrive.. just 3 guys so far plus me, susannah and shabby... great party aye? LLOL
get a call from sarrah and done another mission to drop sushii off before coming around to pick up sarrah and steffany with shannon in the car..

came back and immediately had to go to bonnyrigg plaza to pick up some more friends, and returning to invite some people that i have never seen before into the house, for one... remind me shabby and sarrah..
dont invite Lorna ... what a snob..

the party came alive as the food had came and all the alki being drunk.. no mores worries for me until later... its all about the drinks and food and socialising now..

at 10 the cake came out really nicee. once more i need photos...
and at 11 after everyone was sober and ready to go home... i done more missions..
not in a good mood nows...
dw soon another party and your all invited..

THANK YOU TOO EVERYONE THAT CAME, YOU GUYS WERE THE REAL PARTY STARTERS

okay people i promise you.. i shall study now... 7 weeks.. i promise i will for the hsc..
no more car... someone take my car from me please?

ones a hook up, another is a liker, the third is not really interested...

anyways much lovee...im outss

<3

The month of the penguin.



Confucius say: He who go to bed with itchy bum, Wake up with smelly finger.

lol ok i know that wasnt funny, but it sounded hilarious in my head. anywhooo this past month has been crazy. Lots of ups, lots of downs.. many confusing moments..and hissy-fitty moments.. well lets jsut say there has been a whole heap of mixed emotions throughout this month that its absolutely crazy. And with the hsc comin up, isnt makin it any better. But meh, life continues aye. so let me recap the fun moments of the month...

Well exactly last month we were still at school .. ngaws :( But yeah i dont really have much to say on skool seeing as i only went to like 6 periods a week in the last few weeks LOL .. well yeah. I know one of the rules about HQ is not to talk about it... But i have to mention it just a bit here. This was our mystery hideout for weneva we skipped classes and didnt wnana be at skool.. So many fun times and yes of course, we tagged each and every wall in there, Including the bathroom.... now known as "The Shitter". ehehe well with much um..upsettingness?, i am sad to announce that its no longer available. but ay, SNITCH LIFE FOR LIFE BABY ahaha. Yeah i know ur thinking whatevs. BUT WHATEVS TO U FIRST! har har.

ngaww side street



HQ!


stooges in the side street.


In fronta HQ


HQ once again =)


not HQ.. but HJ =P ;]

So anyway a few weeks later, GRADUATION HAPPENED. It was so sad with all the teacher's goodbye speeches, and the 'You guys have travelled a13 year journey and have now reached a crossroad' speech ..but im the hulk, i could never cry. Ahaha the things they said were sweet, contrary to what they said the day before when they told all year 12s to "Leave the premises" . Lol We got em back for that =P but yeah much day was hilarious.Tien's, Anna's as well as fadys car hd been covered in glue and eggs and flour AHAHHA good times.


Smoke break before the egging of teachers staff parking. Hence, the change of shirt. LOL man shes adorable. She could act like a boy all she want, but face it shes still hot =P


Straight after grad, our whole grade went to bondi. THE ROAD TRIP TO BONDI WAS A DAMN KILLER. took us 2 hrs! great one anna! and Bobiminutes the damn loser has the weakest bladder and hopped of the car during a red light to piss at a petrol station =.= ahaha Made an alki stop before we headed off to the beach. the beach was good, got hammered and took fotoes with everyone.. and ngaww everyone was actually there =) despite the fact that our skool had started a bondi riot (arabs vs aussies) it was good. Elena had bought us this big stack of marinated ribs.. Its like the yummiest shit u can ever eat. ahaha and we all jsut shared. THE WATER WAS COLDDDD so not many people went in, they mainly played volleyball or wrestled each other on the beach. Then at the end of the day everybody said bye to each other =( it was so sad. But hey theres still the english HSC exam! everyones gonna be there .. at school =) ehehe so its not the last time.. Remember, This is not goodbye =)

WEST WHATT!? ;]

Our liquor store stop before heading off to bondi.




99 students of arabs on the wall, 99 students of arabs... take one down, pass it aorund, 98 students of arabs on the wall.


BONDi RiOT!


AND AGAIN! with tiens ass in the way.


Trying to see if i could see my undies through my shorts.



ngaw how cute. =)

we want YOUUUUUUUU! ta scream it; WEST WWEERTTT?!


well yeah so came the holidays and suprisingly, we still met up for occassional soccer games and parties and hang outs... It feels like school hasnt even ended =) which is good.. Love them arvo soccer games, even tho i dont play ehehe im hopeless. Went to gibbos dress up, it was annoying yet hilarious. My wig was annoying me, but meh i drank the night away. Jasminas party was jsut not my night. i was so ready to throw up. and wat was even worse that all the girls could barely even stand up, so as dizzy as i was, i was still the responsible one .. Walking around makin sure everyone was drinkin water and had no more alki =P yeah das me. Designated drinker LOL that is such an oxymoron. THATS RIGHT I LISTEN IN ENGLO. ehhe and um tiens party went off too.. got kinda worrying towards the night - for many reasons - but hey thanks for throwing a party tien! We shall see u on your actual birthday too!

GIBBOS DRESS UP PARTY.




THE OCCASSIONAL SOCCER

the girls @ soccer.

Team 1

Team 2

Jasi's partyyyy



completely Smashed.

TIENS PARTYYY


ngaww theyre sooo adorable


tien and shabss.. bahaha


Tien was drunk. He thought this was his birthday cake.


The cake had to find him instead.


stefani's ritual LOL


Everybody =] yay




Hrm.. i hope i didnt miss out on any other event.. but yeah sorry this blog is boring and long.. just thought i havent blogged about anything for a while.. and yeah.


LOL fady made me a raw chicken love heart in hospo. i thought id add that in. =)

Anywho, NOUGiE- PENGUIN - NUGGET- POLAR BEAR is out !

xox smooxi.


P.S
I know this pretty rave girl,
always think about her,
and when she says hi to me
Butterflies go right through me.
and when i see her dancin'
wanna take the chance in
getting a little closer
and maybe get to know her

=P

p.p.s This blog took me 5 fkn hours.