*angry face*

A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"Magic Beer", he says

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"

"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk!"




The normal IQ to tie a shoe lace is 60
how come so many aussie wear thongs? (dont get offended Shannon, its just a joke)


okay enough jokes...

im really annoyed at slow drives..
when im running late to class or work...
i really dont need someone doing 20 fucking kms in a 60 zone,
like really what do you want to achieve except for slowing down everyone behind you?

i know you guys are thinking
'well you should of got out of bed earlier'
let me tell you something.. I WAS
i was on time with everything but it seems to me that even though he was in front of
me... he was FOLLOWING ME..
and driving at 20kms/h just to piss me off..
and you wonder why i hate slow drivers..

i gave him the run for his money after 10 mins... i couldnt take it nomores..
i press and HELD that corolla horn and scared the shit out of him, for like 5 mins..
i just followed the kient and beeped the horn...

so im telling you guys now, dont fucking drive slow infront of me..
or i will murder you..


in other news..
OLDS FTW...
NSW SUCKS BALLS..!!

and if they win the series, im getting paid big bucks