if men ruled the world..

if men TRULY RULED the world,

Breaking up would be so much easier..

Valentine's would be moved to the 29th so it would only occur in a leap year..

On mother's day you would go out drinking... same as Christmas, and queens birthday..

St. Patricks day wouldn't change though it would remain the same..

Instead of beer belly, you would get beer biceps and beer abs..

The funniest guy in the office would be CEO, and the smartest would be a jackass

When a cop gave you a ticket, any smart-ass jokes you could think of would actually reduce the fine..
For example:
Cop: you know how fast you were going?
You: all i know officer is that, it was fast enough to spill all my beer over my pants..
Cop: nice one, that's $20 off your ticket..

Every man would get 4 'Get out of jail for FREE cards per year'

It would be perfectly legal to steal expensive sports cars, as long as you returned it the next day with a full tank of gas..

When the wife/girlfriend wants to talk, she would appear as a little box in the corner of the screen during the commercials


hope you enjoyed... and nooo these are not my ideas... i just wanted to share something funny..